"Me? Just on the toilet, thinking about my family, wielding shears. You know, the usual."
So this happened while I was doing some bug testing and I thought it was too fun not to share. What interesting things have you spotted in your prisons?
Nat D11
Aug '16
Oct '16
I've seen people whip out contraband before. One inmate in particular was showing off a club in a kitchen safety course! Had him searched and needless to say, he was quickly removed from the course and instead enrolled in solitary etiquette 😂
One of my idiot informants KEEPS going to the same part of wall to retrieve drugs that have been thrown over. It's like, come on dude, you've done it like 5 times now, I'm OBVIOUSLY going to catch you!
Nat D11
I've had a couple of instances where an activated informant tells me about contraband he's personally carrying. 
I do on my 'for fun' prisons, I think that one was one I was using for bug testing so I normally let them just do whatever they want as long as they're not rioting and ruining the test! I just kept sending a guard to search him out of spite 
Nat D11
When my Dog Patrols are patrolling the center of 2 Perimeter Walls, the dogs just go left to right all day. 
I had this one inmate released naked into the world while he was in the middle of a shower. I guess he couldn't wait to go home haha! My first time playing, i would do regular searches on this Legendary max security risk inmate's cell because I didn't trust him. You know what? I always find stolen spoons in his cell! I have metal detectors everywhere and this guy somehow manages to have a spoon collection on a daily basis. So I thought I could permanently prevent that if I have a Dog Handler baby sitting him in his cell (2x3 regular cell) and a camera installed. Instead he single handedly kills the dog, the guard and kills his way out to freedom while avoiding all of my armed guards only using a spoon! 
That's when It hit me to have Legendary inmates put in a more protected private cell away from the exit and everyone else haha.
