Funny stuff you've found in-game

D11_Nat 2016-08-03 15:20:44 UTC #1

"Me? Just on the toilet, thinking about my family, wielding shears. You know, the usual."

So this happened while I was doing some bug testing and I thought it was too fun not to share. What interesting things have you spotted in your prisons?

Nat D11

Skierky 2016-08-04 15:48:26 UTC #2

I've seen people whip out contraband before. One inmate in particular was showing off a club in a kitchen safety course! Had him searched and needless to say, he was quickly removed from the course and instead enrolled in solitary etiquette 😂

D11_Nat 2016-08-04 16:04:29 UTC #3

One of my idiot informants KEEPS going to the same part of wall to retrieve drugs that have been thrown over. It's like, come on dude, you've done it like 5 times now, I'm OBVIOUSLY going to catch you!

Nat D11

barticle 2016-08-04 17:02:20 UTC #4

I've had a couple of instances where an activated informant tells me about contraband he's personally carrying.

Skierky 2016-08-04 17:14:19 UTC #5

That's why I keep all areas close to the fence staff only

D11_Nat 2016-08-05 08:02:07 UTC #6

I do on my 'for fun' prisons, I think that one was one I was using for bug testing so I normally let them just do whatever they want as long as they're not rioting and ruining the test! I just kept sending a guard to search him out of spite

Nat D11

Joelb99 2016-08-05 10:59:08 UTC #7

Its not nice to tease dumb animals...

Cam412 2016-08-08 23:46:23 UTC #8

When my Dog Patrols are patrolling the center of 2 Perimeter Walls, the dogs just go left to right all day.

fusedtimeline 2016-10-10 13:12:31 UTC #9

Cook meeting

Wait cooks can have gangs??!!

D11_Nat 2016-10-10 14:46:18 UTC #10

I know that guilty posture! They're talking about feeding the inmates Strange Meat...

Nat D11

fusedtimeline 2016-10-10 22:38:15 UTC #11

You mean like rotten flesh from mine craft?

D11_Nat 2016-10-11 07:17:52 UTC #12

Fallout/cannibalism joke XD

Nat D11

HIPERKINGz 2016-10-16 01:25:18 UTC #13

Andale visits

MasiveGore 2016-10-21 03:54:05 UTC #14

I had this one inmate released naked into the world while he was in the middle of a shower. I guess he couldn't wait to go home haha! My first time playing, i would do regular searches on this Legendary max security risk inmate's cell because I didn't trust him. You know what? I always find stolen spoons in his cell! I have metal detectors everywhere and this guy somehow manages to have a spoon collection on a daily basis. So I thought I could permanently prevent that if I have a Dog Handler baby sitting him in his cell (2x3 regular cell) and a camera installed. Instead he single handedly kills the dog, the guard and kills his way out to freedom while avoiding all of my armed guards only using a spoon! That's when It hit me to have Legendary inmates put in a more protected private cell away from the exit and everyone else haha.